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Q & A for the Reality Impaired

I should probably point out that these aren't FAQs, but they are the sort of rubbish I might get asked if I actually had a life.

Are you ever going to put some content on this site ?

I would like to say that, yes, I am working on the site. Chances are though that isn't true. Given that I've had space for the space for nearly 5 years now and all I've done is this, it is not outside the realms of possibility that this site won't be updated.

So, why have a site ?

That's a good question. If I ever think of a reason other than "It seemed like a good idea at the time" I might let you know, but I doubt it.

When are you going to put up pics of your sister for us to lust over ?

Fuck off. If she wanted you sad little tossers to lust over pictures of her she'd put up some herself, and since she hasn't, and doesn't show any intention of doing so, I'm not going to bother

Oh go on, put some up

No, what's the matter with you ? 40 exabytes of pr0n not enough for you ? Now piss off before I do something nasty, remember I know your IP address.

No you don't

Yes I do.

Ok, what is it then ?

Trade secret, not that I'd be inclined to tell you if it weren't. Disbelieve my words at your peril.